Eunice's Touch Sarcasm University Black Weekender Bag | Funny Travel Tote 24" | Large Weekend Duffel - Eunice's Touch

Sarcasm University Weekender Bag

$63.99 $47.99

Color

Black Brown Pink Yellow Green Blue Burgundy Olive green

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Graduated with Honors in Eye Rolls and Witty Remarks.

The Sarcasm University Weekender is built for the traveler who speaks fluent sarcasm and packs light on patience. Bold oversized lettering, a spacious interior, and 7 colors to match whatever mood you're pretending not to have. It's the carry-on that says everything without you having to.

Why You'll Love It

Wrinkle-Resistant Exterior: 100% spun polyester shell that holds its shape trip after trip — no ironing required, not that you were going to anyway.
Structured T-Bottom: Reinforced base keeps the bag upright and stable when fully packed.
Rope Handles with Gold Grommets: 27" cream cotton rope handles with gold-color metal grommets for a polished, intentional look.
Soft Interior Lining: 50/50 cotton-poly cream lining keeps your essentials organized and protected.
Assembled in the USA: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Product Details

Dimensions: 24.02" L × 12.99" H × 5.51" W
Handle height: 11.42"
Size tolerance: ±0.75"
Weight: 0.22 lbs
Exterior: 100% spun polyester
Interior lining: 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
Handles: 27" cream cotton rope with gold-color metal grommets
Available colors: Black, Brown, Pink, Yellow, Green, Blue, Red

Care Instructions

Remove all items before cleaning. Pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Hand wash with warm water and mild laundry detergent using a soft-bristle brush or terry cloth. Air dry completely before storing.